--Breakfast: Turn cereal bowl upside down. Throw on the floor.
--Feign interest in basket of toys. Dump whole basket. Walk away.
--Run around the house carrying a graham cracker, spreading crumbs as you go.
--Take diaper off brother. Sit him on potty with poopy bottom.
--Peel all papers off crayons. Break in half. Tear covers off coloring books. Spread papers all over the floor. Color on walls.
--Sneak upstairs. Pull every dress you own out of closet. Break several hangers in the process.
--Costume change!
--Pull covers and sheets off mommy's bed.
--Try on all mommy's shoes.
--Pull clean sheets and towels out of linen closet. Strew them about the upstairs.
--Dump laundry basket full of clean folded clothes.
--Open bin of hand-me-downs. Pull out clothes and shoes in search of the craziest outfit possible.
--Costume Change!
--Lunch: Throw bowl of spaghettios on the floor.
--Move the couch to the center of the living room. Pull cushions off.
--Pull DVDs out of the cabinet. Remove as many from cases as possible.
--Potty time: Take all clothes off. Throw on floor. Splash water while washing hands. Soak clothing. Unroll entire toilet paper roll.
--Costume change!
--Squeeze toddler toothpaste on counter. Lick clean.
--Pull all the books out of the cabinet. Hide in said cabinet.
--Dump Legos. Walk away nonchalantly.
--Costume change!
--Pull the butter out of the refrigerator. Attempt to butter own bread.
--Scream and demand to be held during dinner prep. Squeeze between mom and stove and pants her while she cooks.
--Potty time: Use potty. Do not flush. Attempt to clean potty with toilet brush. Splash about the bathroom.
--Pull out all dish towels. Spread across floor.
--Dinner. Use fingers to eat spaghetti. Spread through hair. Throw bowl on floor.
--Bathtime: Open baby wash. Submerge.
--Lap the house while Mom chases you with pjs.
--Dump out remainder of toys. Walk away.
--Smile irresistibly, giggle, and say "I love you, Mom." She'll still think it's worth it.
2 comments:
Aw honey, what can I say. You will look back on their antics with tears of laughter. Enjoy them.
I know, Mom. In truth, I'm already laughing. Life would be pretty boring without them. :)
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