Monday, September 15, 2008

Installment Three

Don't do this:

Lay baby on blanket to play. Notice babysitter left coffee mug. Run out to give said babysitter coffee mug. Try to open the door. Realize you've locked yourself out. Go for the extra key. Realize you didn't put it back in the hiding place after you locked yourself out last week. Look through the window. See baby staring at you with an amused expression. Break screen trying to get it off the window. Slide window open. Climb through window. In a skirt.

Not that I know from experience.

1 comment:

Corrie said...

Jill, you crack me up. I think absent-minded people have more fun than the rest of us.